woke up tis morning only to find out tat holidae has begun (holidae my ass lor ,more lyk choinging period ).
nt only tat ,i still hav hist part 4 ,lit essay , chi miaoxiewen and math statistics hmw....thurs hav civil def course at tamp fire station and fri got bio make up lesson in vs.....F***F***F*** no time to relax at all...
but nonetheless ,i will definetely go watch hairspray ,,,i tink..

teachers dae celebration was super fun sia....the video presentation was extremely funnee. especially the 2GeE one ,n im not being bias or anything. ernest puay from class 4j (i tink) gave a emo poem to the teachers entitled 'clay'. after tat was the Victoria School 2007 teacher's Grammy Award, for the most n2 ,funny,inspiring ,punishment ,best dressed ,coolest and best hairstyle.

cool celebration eh?

after tat was soccer ,soccer and more soccer !played with ex-nco adib and snr nico and other sec 4s ,but still managed to tie the game (or at least close to it ).i was unlucky enough to overstrech my right leg muscle, fell down on the drain ,sunburned and an injured pe*** ( kenny chipped the ball into it and snr jeremy ran into me and his knee connected with it resulting in severe impact).

on the other hand ,we learnt a new method to buy 3 drinks for the price of 1, scammed the vending machine lyk free...got 5 bottles for price of 2 in the end ...

shooting was fun ,mr koh ( pro shooter ) taught us a lot of things and the whole squad improve a lot.yes, the whole squad ,all 28 ,for the first time in the whole year .even marcus n varun came ...amazing sia ...mr koh was happy with the attendance.

report card was given to us...my result rox sia...shan't elaborate .hint(my class position is yamamoto's division number ,only bleach fans noe).for those hu dont watch bleach ,my ranking is below 2.

todae taupokin session edwin performed the finishing bodyslam as usual ....quite fun sia...sam yong kena rammed flat by edwin...

after tat had ccp which dragged on til 1.05 when others are already home as they left at 11.55. but it was nt enough ...the class still had a lot of remainders wtf...make us staybac bt nv finish....

tmr is teacher dae celebration...np ppl plan to chiong soccer for 4hrs ...few plan to mug first then play..(im one of them.) will play another round of soccer aft dry prac at bedok police HQ...ca report will be coming soon sooo sooon tats its tmr...no doubt will be lyk shit so might as well start prep ...

jus got high school musical 2 original soundtrack !! yah .cool lyrics, tempo .too bad got no vids.
but its was still 5 star over 5 . hope HAIRSPRAY got album too.
Gotta go on my way
i've got to move on ,and be who i am
i just don't belong here
i hope you understand .

we might find a place in this world someday
but at least for now
i gotta go my way

now the next thing im waiting i is the actual show.which is surely fantastically fantabulous.

other than a new album todae tau pok association (tpa) taupoked poor ryson by hoodwinkin him into thinking that everyone is taupoking bing yu .at the last minute everyone stopped and grabbed ryson .poor thing . and the new rule is tat all taupokes are to be against the wall. but also got 1 particular spoil sport.samuel yong.they taupoked him and he pushed ,violently ,out from the 'pile'. if only edwin was there .but there could also be a severe risk of property damage or temporal structure damage if edwin were to body slam us...

chinese class was boring ...thediscussion section was pretty much dominated by the cheena ppl.(only 3 pro sia).i only said sumthing once ...probalbly gonna fail this section .but only 2 marks in overall ...diaozzz .

floorball was fun though ,but we lost to the haziq-ash-afi-zun-bingz- edwin team.edwin was goalkeeper .tats so unfair lor.its practically impossible to score .but we still did.ended 2-1 .actually 1-1 but last minute jun wei let in a goal .sad but fun ...after tat dunno y but wiggy made the whole class knock it down .40 n situp 40. piece of cake .but someone ahem********ahem ended up humping the ground 40 times ,nope ,is not varun .

todae was taupoked by edwin...well nt really taupoked,i was on the out side when edwin bodyslamed the entire group.....pain sia.the second time while taupokin ryson (in tink ) and edwin was about to do his FINAL SPRINT ,rama came and ruined everything.sad.

beach cleanup was postponed due to the very heavy rain ...thank you rain....
nothing else interesting todae....nyaa form handed in but 7 bucks still with me...oh my shit bing yu is gonna kill me .....im doomed.
hope theres scas trip tmr...heard its fun....'

I WANT THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 SOUNDTRACK !!!

todae was quite interesting ...for a fridae.
during music class,we did the cha-cha which was funny n ...'interesting?'.J***** was forced to dance ...i shall not comment on his ahem*bad*ahem performance. learnt a new step which involves turing 180 degrees..jun wei used aw yong nt facing the mirror as an advantage n kicked the ass of people behind him.....ashh,kyle ,khristen many more.

p.s. sam da potato almost kicked ****** butt ,was only lyk...5cm away.too bad his legg short

shooting dry run was more boring than expected .we handled guns ..real ones which could kill (my ass lor,the bullets are nt even blanks ).no kick at all.were taugh how to load ,unload ,aim n pull the trigger which was 'fun'.the first time i pulled it i was pointin at sir jervin. during the shooting dry prac became teaching-varun-chinese time .several ppl taugh him chi ,proper pronunciation but completely wrong meaning ...handsome means lan par ...diao .someone actually recorded him saying 'i am quite lan par ' as well as 'i am very lan jiao( clever ,wrong meaning obviously) ' during debriefing we found out a number of 'dark' secrets about a particular school in npcc (area X n is an IP school ) .


played soccer after tat ...played as defender before changing to left winger .....quite fun,got to ram a number of balls ,dribble through 2 sec 1s(they are quite pro hor ). on the way home brandon ,bing yu n daryl discussed abt atc n the activites (mostly kayaking ).itoo bad i didnt get to show the back paddle from sea to shore .....(did tat during 1* course).

todae quite a number of things happened :
1) i topped the class for hist CA2 ! along with ryan n sebastian....sad sia ...minus mark be cause of a stupid inference ....14/15

after tat was the ccp speech ,quite interesting though ,except for JE**** and sng's ...ok lah ,dun so bad,yong jie .karthi's eulogy was freakin funny sia ...he had an IQ of a doorbell ,he had a face lyk a cabbage (or sumthing). then there was ryan's super duber uber emo+chimm speech abt euthanasia .then there was leroy's singlish speech n wiggy's reality tv one.my racism one was last bt at least next week no nid prepare

haiz,didnt get to go SCAS todae becase of dental appt....sad sia .bt at least tmr got .22 revolver dry practise at bedok police hq...shld be fun,SHLD BE.

2GeE is starting to develope a bad habit....daily taupoks...anyone could be a target .who knows tmr could be me?todae the unlucky victim was ryson...taupoked for no rhyme or reason...lol.

lit results are out...screwed n cocked up as usual ...hate macbeth.CA2 lit got only B4 ...shitty sia .eng was no better off 14/25 but after marking again shld be 16 or 15 .sci is horrible (unexpected).chi presentation todae was shit ,had a sore throat n could hardly read loudly....

besides tat ...todae went to see a doctor ...got flu plus fever .tmr prob cannot go play floorball tmr ,sad sia. need to start to buck up n prepare for the ccp speech

Fridae was pretty boring (in school)
so heres the atc summary :
dae 1
reached camp resilience at 4 plus...then was grouped together with 3 other VS ppl like fuzhi n chiah hock. group CI was CI melvin, prob one of the best few CI there (no kiddin).first dae got injury liao ...so unlucky .slashed myself whil trying to cut the twine for tents.the first aid CI tot i was trying to kill myself...when i said 'i slashed my myself'to them.other than tat ,nothing else interesting happened.

dae2
morn pt was pretty 'slack' in terms of intensity .... 1 set of 5bx (15 for everthing) even UTC morn pt is more intensive.after that was tent inspection (screwed up ).then it was the activity cycle.starts with kayaking (YES!) and as there were only 31 ppl and double kayaks were used ,i was allowed to use a single kayak cauz i was the only 1 star kayaker there .single kayak is far easier to mainpulate than a double one and i was OWNING everyone else due to my 'skills'(1star only can trash them,imagine 2 stars).however ...before i can show chiah hock the low recovery position ...it rained heavily .sad sia.after tat was the maze which was terribly lame...and the rock wall (super fun ).i shall skip the boring ubin trail and head straight to campfire! I was campfire IC ,along with fuzhi for my group.campfire ended far earlier than expected ,so i shan't elaborate on some punishments n shouting by sissy CI n some other cocksters...
dae3
last dae of camp..it started lyk shit .got shouted at by CIs when i did nothing wrong ...others did .but apparently ballless n hairless cowards do exist n a considerable number is in the area 12.area cleaning n unpitching of tents is totally GG so i shall speak no shit of it. no best campers came from VS (sad ,next year must try harder) .released from the concentration camp resilience and boarded the bumboat headed back to SINGAPORE ,yes the island where the SPasTiC CAt lives ...home at last.
went to hawker center and had lunch ...ahh ,heavenly food (compared to the atc food)after that fuzhi chiah hock n me went to the bus stop to take 89 n 19(fuzhi).


So a few lessons learnt were:
1) dun bother bringing toiletries for ATC ,you wun have time to bath
2)dun bring too much track pants
3)never joke with CI unless they are the joker -CIs which by the way is an endangered species
4)its good to get kayaking cert be it 1 or 2 stars (u mayblucky enough to have a single kayak which is fun)
5)never lose yur stuff during atc as it is very troublesome and the aftermath is catatonic.
6)VSNPCC UTC (not atc)is the best...

wearing the same track pants (mud coated ) for 3 days n not bathing or brushing teeth(even though water sports was conducted ),now thats resilience....


btw way a cheer was make by fuzhi n daryl abt me so here it goes.

flea
flea cat
flea cat sylvester
tweety bird
tweety bird ,tweety bird, tweety bird, sylvester
oh no more tweey bird ,sylvester
reach into the cage to catch the tweety bird ,
reach into the cage to catch the tweety bird.
(not completed )

both use this cheer to suan me before campfire .maybe should teach the sec 1s tis after utc.

todae was still mundane ....but on the way to skool the 55 bus pissed me off sia.waited 20mins plus...until almost late.
but at least i got top in class for math ca .YAY! n currently top in level til sumone managed to hit abouve 29 marks.(over 35,not 100).tat managed to make me slightly happier ...til sci when it got super boring to the extent when i sleep for 5 min straight the hit the table with my head ...

tmr got ATC ...sian .hope will make lots of new friends n escape the camp with little pumping..last year utc i never got pumped at all.(other than morn pt n whole unit knock it down sessions).if im not wrong the first dae shld b lyk tis : reach camp, admin ,tentage ,dinner ,discussion ,debrief and lights out.of course ,with a lot of pumping in between . next dae the only thing tat is strenous is ...morn pt ,rafting, n low rope challenge.

hope can survive tis camp sia...n still got dnt hmk to do...sianz.tats alll folks!

todae trainin was FUN...i tink .but i managed to tie one tent guy loop properly as well as pegging a peg down on my own ...yah

tmr's trainin i will defintely pon .nid to pack for atc...hope will be a smooth one ,especially the morn pt and rafting and everything else. hope got chio gurls ...but then again...npcc n chio gurls dun go in the same sentences well.

2* kayakin coming up soon ...but tat means i will miss the youth rally n tuition...so i shall.....not go 2 stars kayaking and go with my squadmates instead of the sec3s as my result will be lyk mejumping down a building if i dun buck up...

floor ball rocks !todae scored first blood...but the second game we got trashed ..1:0 because of marcus scoring the winning goal before it ended and nicholas's butt for sitting on the ball before it passed the goal line.so...GG-fied

todae chi was screwed up ...so was oral...so screwed up to the point that i will go jump off a building if i passed.

anyway,bio was freakin crap.munir gave use detention for 1hr starting 3 to 4 pm...even if is on fri ,it starts at 3pm .all because of the class being noisy .then everyone was seriously pissed of ,especially me .but before the class ran out for recess ,he shouted 'by the way detention is cancelled.' LOL.

i will be changing blog skin rite after atc .so stop complaining about the navigation problems.

Haiz...tmr got one last campcraft training as todae was screwed up due to the number of people that attended --6.n i'm forced to cancel my appointment for my braces bracket which poped out.WTF .that means atc will be veri troublesome for me.

so ...to end off everthing here's 3 things most sec 2 will wan for atc
1.sufficient time for cleaning up.(as most dun wan itching at any parts of the body...
2.low number of pumping (make sense)
3.good group members n those who DONOT snore.

bio test jus pwned SPasTIC CAt head for 250 gold!

Chers(teachers) jus drew FIRST BLOOD!

hist ca jus pwned SPasTIC CAt's head 215 gold

Chers jus got a double kill!

sci n hist project jus pwned SPasTIC CAt's head for 230 gold!

teachers are OWNING!!

yup .tat pretty much summarise every shit i screwed up in .especially bio test.fux sia ,could have got 17 instead of 14 ,jus because i wrote the rite answer in the wrong place.the project is messed up too. so the spasticcat shall temporarily abstain from the internet n computer .after ATC til my grades buck up ...A LOT .

But at least i COMPLETED my math CA (tink im the only one...but doesnt mean my results good).unlike sum pathetic bastards who continued writing even thugh the cheena b**** told us to stop.people cant understand cheenaenglish .but i dun blame them.........

had a whole dae of muggin n tuition ...sianz.
during the math class ...on particular bugger was freakin noisy n noisy as n the vulgar kind ,nt the girls-chatting kind.then when the teacher said he forgot sumthing...he go say:cher ,u got senior dementor arh...
I was lyk...wad the crap he said .it turns out to mean 'senile dementia' .GG...

after math tuition was..home!yah...i wish

after math tuition was ...more tuition...thats not all...its ..its ...CHINESE tuition .dun want to describe it ,so dun ask.anyway ,when waiting for the lift to get back to 1st floor, we ended waiting 5min plus...bcauz the first person who reached the lift did nt press the lift n the second person(me) did nt notice the NOT-red button.Until the third person (some girl from the same class ) went to press the lift ,me n the 1st person tio jek lyk siao...

todae's cathechism class for once was not ....sleepy-boring ..it was more of a ,hm..chinese lesson-boring. Had a talk about sex ...many imature little buggers n some bitch were giggling away during the talk. giggling ...yes.boys giggling , quite a sight to see.pathetic.

anyway after that me n me family went to compass point to buy a bag for ATC instead of the old hand carried one which i will definitely NOT bring to atc ...especially when there is going to be a 30 min trek .5 mins holding on to that bag gave me blisters 30 mins is unimaginable...

the bag was nice ...not only that ,it has a zip at the bottom revealing ...a water proof cover for the bag!yah water proof n ...INSCECT proof .tat means i can safely use the bag as a pillow during atc without the fear ot creepy crawlies which mysteriously seemed to have developed an immunity system against inscect repellant.the size is considerably big...larger than the hand carried one..

and lastly ...i forgot to post this on the ROD post as this was wad sir Ju Heng said to the unit .

"Be crazy.
its good to be crazy
crazy about everything
crazy in all that you do
crazy with zeal and eagerness
crazy is good
crazy is wonderful
the world is crazy
be crazy"-taken from the late sir wei en's blog

I tink he was a bit crazy...

MUAHAHAHA the new spastic blog is created at last!!!